TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just pee around me
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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