Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
