You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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