no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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