no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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