You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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