she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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