he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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