The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
