Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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