do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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