he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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