tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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