well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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