you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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