I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just google imaged poop.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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