I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize