At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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