Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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