I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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