Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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