I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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