Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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