We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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