: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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