i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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