idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dear god my vagina.
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