I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We left the knife in your bed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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