Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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