And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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