Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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