I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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