we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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