"it" just moved
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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