No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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