No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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