You're so nebulous sometimes
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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