id be glad to
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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