she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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