This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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