is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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