i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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