Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
3 2 1 whiskey
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
