I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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