So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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