ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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