I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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