Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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