can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i out mim tonsoeep
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