no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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