but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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