dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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