He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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