Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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