my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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