white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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